OMG I've never felt so lazy to move my body in my life! Even after having surgery I wanted to move more than I do now. I don't know what it is, maybe it's the fear of being too far from the sweet, sweet hum of the air conditioner, maybe it's the fact that we don't really have anything vital on our agenda, or maybe I'm just a bum and I'm finally owning it (I haven't even showered today.....or yesterday for that matter). Whatever the case may be, I am currently laying (not even using the muscles required to sit up) on my couch, watching YouTube on my computer and wearing squirrel sweatpants (I've hit a new low). And don't get it twisted, people! Aaron is right here next to me, also unshowered and just as gross. Last night we actually did a Terminator movie marathon. I had never seen The Terminator before (because why) and Aaron couldn't live with himself for not having schooled me sooner, so we immediately had to watch like 4 of them back to back. We were up until 5am watching Robot Arnold (perfect role for him, btw) shuttle people to safety and then die over and over. Plot hole: Arnold isn't even that great a Terminator. Why do they keep sending him back? And why do I care?? Man, how the mighty have fallen.
Since I don't have anything exciting to report or any pictures of consequence, I decided to just take pictures of the disgusting, lazy lifestyle we've temporarily adopted. I know these require no caption, but it makes me feel useful, so go with it.
Here's Aaron saving me a spot on the sofa:
I think the cushion literally has my butt cheeks imprinted into it. Here's a close-up of the squirrel sweatpants:
I have to roll them up so they don't drag on the ground (plus, it's kind of a fashion statement too, don't ya think?). Don't get me wrong, I still hate the squirrel sweatpants and they don't make any anatomical sense when I wear them, but they do keep me warm when the AC gets too chilly (yes, we're spoiled brats that turn the AC up so high that I freeze and have to wear sweatpants in A TROPICAL CLIMATE). When I'm not wearing the sweatpants, I'm just in my underwear, like a straight up hobo (actually hobos wear more clothes than I do...and they probably smell better).
I made spaghetti last night for dinner and we had a bunch of leftover noodles, so I just fried them up with eggs and made a spaghetti omelette (if this doesn't say I've given up, what does?):
It actually wasn't that bad for a weird, random noodle pie.
This is how much we decided to let the world in today:
We have the most epic view on Earth, but can only handle a sliver of it today.
So, that's life for us right now. I know what you're thinking, heaven right?? Why yes, it is! I love nothing more than being lazy in hideous sweats and eating re-purposed spaghetti noodles. Dreams do come true!
All joking aside, it's totally nice to unwind and just be slobs for a minute. It's nice to escape the constant on-the-go lifestyle that comes with travelling and sightseeing and be able to turn the alarm (and the brain) off for awhile. Come tomorrow we're back to reality because we have to go downtown to renew our visas. Thailand only allows tourists a 30-day stay and we have to go to immigration and pay for an extension. We were just going to leave the country for a few days, but we're saving all that for next month, so paying the fee should be a quick and easy solution. No problemo!
Until then, hasta la vista, baby (Yea, tomorrow can't come fast enough).
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